things grandma says

dat logic

• Dad: What was for dinner?
• Grandma: I don't know.
• Dad: Was it good?
• Grandma: It must not have been.

directions

• Mom: Fran, I'm going to drop you off at the entrance and you walk back to your room while I park, ok?
• Grandma: You want me to walk back to my room? Why?
• Mom: Fran, I'm going to park, just walk back to your room while I park and I'll meet you there.
• Grandma: OK.
• *As car is being parked, Grandma sits on the bench 10 feet from where she was dropped off*
• Mom: Fran, why didn't you go to your room?
• Grandma: I'm waiting for my daughter-in-law.
• Mom: ...Fran, I am your daughter in law...
• Grandma: Then why are you asking me?

on winning bingo

• Mom: Fran, look, you have bingo!
• Grandma: What?
• Mom: Look, all of your cards are down, you have bingo, you won!
• Grandma: What do you mean I won, I never win anything. I don't even know how to play this game!